Dōmo arigatō, Mr. Roboto

Funny, I was just thinking of importing a cleaning robot. And if one were to import a cleaning robot, one would be foolish to turn to any company other than Ningbo Huihuang Intelligent Technology Co. Ltd. That’s just good old-fashioned common sense.

My e-mail account for my part-time blogging job contained this disaster earlier this evening (unedited, naturally):


No. 13,Zhushan North Road Ninghai Tech Industrial Zone, Ningbo China

Tel: 86-0574-65358808-8663   Fax:86-0574-65358800


Jan 05, 2011

Dear sir or madam,

We have obtained your name and address from the website, we understand that you are interested in importing cleaning robot. So we are writing to you in the hope of establishing business relations with you.

Ningbo HuiHuang Intelligent Technology Co.,ltd. built its business in Mechanical and Electrical products.H8818 cleaning robot is the intelligent product developed by our company. It looks beautiful, and has functions of auto cleaning, avoid dropping from the stairs and table, avoid hitting the furniture and vases, and UV light and ozone generator take the responsibility of killing bacteria and viruses on the floor. Our products sold well at home and abroad, and have obtained praise from widespread users.

If you are interested in our products, welcome to your inquiry! And I will provide some other information to you! We assure you of our close cooperation at all times in the future, I am looking forward to your early reply!



Yours faithfully,


I was hoping for something that looked more like Rosie from The Jetsons, but hey, the H8818 will do just fine!


One comment on “Dōmo arigatō, Mr. Roboto

  1. Deb says:

    MAN. These e-mails are so legible lately, they’re bordering on articulate!

    I love Rosie. Remember when she went crackhead and kept repeating “a place for everything, and everything in its place”?

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