God bless craigslist for at least providing me some amusement during my nearly 18 months of futility in looking for a job.
This (unedited) was listed in the Writing/Editing Jobs section. Why? Damned if I know.
Egg Donor Needed (NYC Area)
Generous couple in mid-40s, residing in NYC is seeking an egg donor. Please fit the following description:
*between ages of 20-30 years
*ready to start
Will COMPENSATE $10,000 plus all extra related expenses
Well, the good news is that I am Caucasian with blue eyes, university-educated and ready to start. The bad news is that I’m 42. The worse news is that I don’t have ovaries.
This sucks: That $10,000 could have really come in handy.