Unemployment Nine: Desperate times call for desperate measures

To hell with the Internet, journalism, new media and the like. Thanks to craigslist, I have seen the light. Even though Queens is a bit of a difficult commute from Hoboken, adult entertainment, here I come!

My new career

My new career

This ad was on craigslist, under Web design jobs. Um, OK. And this has exactly what to do with the Internet? Yet another great filtering job by craigslist.

Unedited, as always:

TOPLESS DANCERS/ WANTED FOR (GENTLEMENS CLUB)$100’S even $1000’S DAILY (248-58 ROCKAWAY BLVD, QUEENS)
LOOKING FOR DANCERS TO WORK IN ADULT ENTERTAINMENT ESTABLISHMENT (TOPLESS ) IN QUEENS. EARN HUNDREDS AND EVEN THOUSANDS PER DAY
STRICTLY ENTERTAINMENT. DANCE ON STAGE AND IN VIP AREA FOR TIPS. $25.00 PER DANCE, WHICH LASTS 3 MINUTES.
NO EXPERIENCE NECCESSARY. MUST BE 18 AND OVER WITH I.D. PLEASE COME IN TO AUDITION. PLEASE ALSO SEND A PICTURE.
FRIDAY AND SATURDAY HOSTED BY HOT 97’S BIG DENNIS. ( LATIN NIGHT )

Jesus Christ, people.

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One comment on “Unemployment Nine: Desperate times call for desperate measures

  1. Deb says:

    Ha-ha-ha!

    Um, don’t forget the little people.

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