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Yankee Stadium’s final game, or Field of Dreams?

September 25, 2008 9nine9 Leave a comment

Anyone who read my last post knows how I feel about Yankee Stadium. So there’s no need to repeat myself. There’s no need to repeat myself at all. No, repeating myself would be counterproductive. So I decided not to repeat myself.

I was in attendance at the last game at Yankee Stadium and, in addition to the sadness of knowing I’ll never enjoy that great ballpark again, something’s been nagging at me, but I haven’t been able to figure out what it was until now.

Yankee Stadium, old and new

Yankee Stadium, old and new

One of the first parts of the pregame ceremony featured an introduction of the lineup from the very first game played at the original Yankee Stadium, in 1923. In what I thought was the one idiotic moment in an otherwise decent ceremony, the Yankees had actors in throwback jerseys portraying the players who were in the first game’s starting lineup. Seriously, why?

I kept waiting for Ray Kinsella, Kevin Costner’s lead character in Field of Dreams, to walk up to a patch of corn stalks planted in center field and wait for his dad to emerge so they could have a catch.

And just today, it hit me: The entire process of abandoning a beautiful building to move into an expensive (but more than likely gorgeous) new Yankee Stadium has been a remake of Field of Dreams.

Field of Dreams

Field of Dreams

If you’ve seen Field of Dreams, you’ll remember the three phrases uttered by the mysterious voice. And if you haven’t seen Field of Dreams, what the fuck is wrong with you?

• “If you build it … he will come.” In the movie, “he” is Ray Kinsella’s father. In the sequel, “he” actually represents the Wall Street firms, banks and large corporations that are expected to buy all of the new luxury boxes in the new Yankee Stadium. After all, the main reason for building the new ballpark was to add far more suites than the old one could ever possibly accommodate. The Yankees can peddle all of the bullshit they want about the new building being “for the fans.” It’s for the fans, indeed: The fans who can shell out thousands of dollars per game to sit in a suite. Now, the question is, with Wall Street in general and the finance industry in particular going down the toilet, are companies going to be able to justify spending hundreds of thousands of dollars on baseball? A stockholder or two may raise an eye and have a serious (and justified) beef.

• “Go the distance.” If you’re going to use taxpayer money that should be earmarked toward far more worthy causes than a ballpark, you might as well “go the distance.” When the dollar total contributed by the city keeps skyrocketing, while funds are taken away from such unimportant causes as education and health care, why worry?

• “Ease his pain.” In this case, the “he” is George Steinbrenner. He’s wanted a new ballpark since about 28 minutes after the remodeled Yankee Stadium opened in 1976. For someone who hated the Bronx so much that he spent many years threatening to move the New York Yankees to New Jersey, he’s putting up a hell of a building in the Bronx. The sad thing is, it seems like his health is so far gone that even if he makes it to the opening of the new Yankee Stadium, will he really have a clue what’s going on? I’m not trying to poke fun at Steinbrenner here. I feel bad about this. I truly do. Unfortunately, it’s a part of aging. He lived a great life (albeit not without a good share of faults), and it’s a shame that he won’t be able to truly soak in the magnitude of the new Yankee Stadium.

One final question remains: Can the Yankees sign Moonlight Graham and get rid of Alex Rodriguez?

R.I.P., Box 611

September 20, 2008 9nine9 1 comment

When the Yankees returned to baseball’s postseason in 1995, after a 14-year hiatus, I was fortunate enough to purchase a strip of two tickets for every potential postseason game through a friend who worked for CBS. Sadly, thanks to a huge choke job against the Seattle Mariners, I was only able to use two games from that strip, although one — game two, when Jim Leyritz hit a walk-off home run in the bottom of the 15th inning in the rain — was an epic.

The 1996 season started and I just assumed I’d either be able to hit up the same CBS connection or get tickets by standing on line or via Ticketmaster, so I never thought about getting any kind of season tickets. This turned out to be a huge judgment error. I am amazed to this day that I didn’t get fired, as I spent three weeks at work doing virtually nothing but calling everyone I knew who might know someone who knew someone whose neighbor’s brother’s veterinarian had a connection. I did manage to get into the bulk of the games — including two in Baltimore during the American League Championship Series and, thankfully, the game six World Series clincher against the Braves — but I vowed to never put myself through that experience again.

Box 611

Box 611

About two weeks after the end of the 1996 World Series, I called the Yankees ticket office and asked for the most inexpensive plan that guaranteed you full postseason tickets. I was offered a 40-something-game weekday plan (the number of games changed several times over the years), and immediately snapped up four tickets in tier box 611 (section five, just a shade to the first-base side of home plate), row B (actually the fourth row, as there are two of each letter — A 1-8, A 9-16, B 1-8, B 9-16, etc.).

Other than giving up two of the four seats because two of my friends rarely showed up for games, I’ve been in the same place since April 1997. And last night, I sat there for the very last time.

A man should not have to lose his bar and his ballpark in the same year.

I was fortunate enough to experience so many great memories in those seats, and even some that were great at the time but didn’t quite pan out.

I was there for Hideki Irabu’s debut in pinstripes in 1997. Japanese Nolan Ryan? My ass!

I was there for a good deal of the 1998 season, when the Yankees won 114 regular-season games and the World Series. Even though they obviously ended up winning the trophy, one of my most vivid memories will always be Chuck Knoblauch watching a wild throw on a bunt attempt roll down the first base line while he argued with the umpire instead of retrieving the ball, and future Yankee Enrique Wilson scoring from first. I really try hard not to curse in box 611 because many kids have been part of the family, but that rule was broken repeatedly and creatively that afternoon. I’m pretty sure I cursed Knoblauch in every language I knew, some I learned that day and some that were made up.

View from Box 611, the final night

View from Box 611, the final night

I was there for game one of the 1999 American League Championship Series against the Red Sox. As if playing our most bitter rival in a playoff series wasn’t enough stress, I got hit with some kind of bug that day, and my stomach felt like global thermonuclear war was being played out inside of it. Between a bad stomach and a raging fever, only a moron would have stayed through a 10-inning game. This moron remembers slumping to his seat in relief when Bernie Williams hit a walk-off homer in the bottom of the 10th, ecstatic at being able to go home and die in bed.

I was there for the clincher of the 1999 World Series sweep against the Braves, and it was probably the most emotional game I’ve ever spent in that seat. A good friend’s dad, whom I had grown to know quite well, suffered a massive heart attack a few days before the World Series started and never recovered, and he was taken off life support the day before the game. I knew my friend’s dad would have put a shoe up his ass if he missed a chance to see the Yankees win the World Series, so the two of us were there and, as the final Braves fly ball settled into Chad Curtis’ glove, all I remember is plenty of tears. I barely remember anything about the game. It’s a huge blur to me. I actually have the game on DVD — it was part of a giveaway by the New York Daily News a couple of years ago — and still can’t bring myself to watch it.

I was there for David Justice’s bomb of a home run into the upper deck in game six of the 2000 American League Championship Series against Seattle that basically sent the Yankees into the 2000 Subway Series against the hated Mets.

A view of right field from Box 611

A view of right field from Box 611

I was there for the epic game one of that series, when Paul O’Neill’s hard-fought walk in the bottom of the ninth helped the Yankees tie the game, which they won in the bottom of the 12th on a hit by Jose Vizcaino.

I was also there for game two, when Roger Clemens threw part of a broken bat at Mike Piazza, likely in a steroid-fueled rage, but I hate Piazza, so who cares? Clemens claiming that he thought it was the ball was purely laughable, though. Incidentally, now that I think about it, I was also there earlier in the season, for game two of a two-stadium doubleheader against the same Flushing Pond Scum, when Clemens hit Piazza square in the helmet and nearly knocked Sam Champion’s lover into next Tuesday, so needless to say, there was no love lost between those two.

I was there for the emotional run through the 2001 playoffs after the 9/11 terrorist attacks.

I was NOT there for George Bush throwing out the first pitch in game three of the 2001 World Series, because someone apparently thought 12 metal detectors were enough to handle 56,000-plus people, so I didn’t make it into the ballpark until the third inning.

I was there for something that will likely never happen again: Two consecutive two-out, two-run, ninth-inning home runs to tie World Series games. The first (game four) came from Tino Martinez, the second (obviously, game five) from Scott Brosius. And both were courtesy of the Arizona Diamondbacks’ Byung-Hyun Kim. Although the Yankees went on to lose the series (and haven’t won one since), it was truly unforgettable.

I was there for the last truly great moment in Yankee Stadium: Aaron Boone’s walk-off home run in the bottom of the 11th inning of game seven of the 2003 American League Championship Series. If I even have to go into further detail, then you are truly not a baseball fan.

Then, things started to go sour for the Yankees. I was there for my most miserable experience as a sports fan: games six and seven of the 2004 American League Championship Series, as the Yankees became the first team in history to win the first three games of a seven-game series and not advance.

And there were early playoff exits in 2002, 2005, 2006 and 2007, not to mention a World Series loss to the Florida Marlins in 2003.

Unfortunately, a phenomenal run is now over, and there will be no October 2008 in box 611. The last game in Yankee Stadium is tomorrow night, but, since box 611 is part of a weekday plan, I will be enjoying the festivities from the very top row of the ballpark (I’m not exaggerating: row X).

I know the new Yankee Stadium will be beautiful. And I will hopefully be sitting with a lot of the same people I’ve been sitting with for the past 12 seasons. But spare me the old gag about making new memories. The friends I’ve made in box 611 and the already existing friends I’ve been able to share it with have been a big part of my life. I know I have one more game to go, and possibly some kind of farewell ceremony they’re kicking around for November, but I’m already terribly missing my ballpark.

Box 611, rest in peace. It’s been a great ride.

Why don’t more bands make their concerts available?

September 8, 2008 9nine9 Leave a comment

As I type this, I’m listening to a bootleg of the Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band July 27 show from Giants Stadium. The quality is fairly strong, for a bootleg, and it’s always fun for me to relive a show I attended and enjoyed. But why can’t I listen to a CD-quality version of this show?

I’ve never understood why more bands don’t make their concerts available for downloading. I realize the overhead of producing CDs would be way too high, although Pearl Jam released an entire leg of its tour on CD a few years back. But how much could it possibly cost to put the files on a server and make them available for download?

Fans will buy them. I have no doubts about this at all. And even if piracy is a concern, as I said before, the overhead costs are minimal, so how much would really be lost?

Of all bands, Metallica, the band at the forefront of the war against Napster, is offering people who buy tickets to its upcoming tour live downloads of the shows they attend. And Barenaked Ladies has been offering live downloads for years.

I really wish more bands would get with the program on this. And if anyone even remotely associated with Bruce Springsteen and E Street Band happens to read this blog, please start with the July 31 Giants Stadium show.

Facebook replaces yentas

September 5, 2008 9nine9 Leave a comment

The neighborhood yenta (the gossip-monger who’s in everyone’s business, for those not well-versed in Yiddish) is now obsolete.

Within a period of about nine hours, I found out, through social-networking site Facebook, that the fates of two couples I’m friendly with had changed dramatically — one bad, one good.

One couple, who had been dating at least a couple of years, broke up. And another, who have been together a shorter time, got engaged.

I’m friends with all four people so, needless to say, I’m bummed about the breakup and excited about the engagement.

Facebook is truly remarkable, though. I was a very late convert, finally nudged into joining by my girlfriend, and I’ve found it to be about 1,000 times more useful than MySpace (I’m not setting the bar very high, I realize).

In the three weeks or so that I’ve been a Facebook member, I’ve managed to: reconnect with some old college friends; rekindle my Scrabble skills (although I have a long way to go based on the results of the last game I completed); learn a few things about some of my other friends whom I don’t speak with every day; see some great pictures of some of my friends and their friends and families; and, most important, waste some time during the work day.

After all, all work and no play makes 9 a dull boy (and really makes him crave cocktails).

Fantasy (football) derailed

September 4, 2008 9nine9 1 comment

I’m livid with myself for doing an absolutely piss-poor job at my fantasy-football auction last night.

I have no excuses. I had a plan and I didn’t stick to it. It’s no one else’s fault but my own.

I said I was going to bid aggressively for another stud wide receiver to complement Terrell Owens, and then I proceeded to turn into a chicken-shit when the price for T.J. Houshmandzadeh and Steve Smith went above $30, as it should have, and ended up with Laveranues Coles.

I said I was going to be a lot more decisive, and then I sat there while players who could have been great additions to my roster were snapped up.

The only players I like on this team were the ones I kept from last season – Phillip Rivers, Marion Barber, Marshawn Lynch and T.O.

Actually, I like Steve Slaton a lot, too.

And I can’t believe I sold my soul to the devil and added Donovan McNabb to my team. I hate the Eagles more than anything in sports.

Who knows? Maybe one of my plethora of $1 players will turn out to be a hidden gem. But somehow, I doubt it.

I suck.

The roster:
QB Phillip Rivers, SD, $32
QB Donovan McNabb, PHI, $36
QB Kyle Orton, CHI, $4
RB Marion Barber, DAL, $11
RB Marshawn Lynch, BUF, $36
RB Steve Slaton, HOU, $18
RB Correll Buckhalter, PHI, $2
RB Jacob Hester, SD, $1
RB Kevin Jones, CHI, $1
WR Terrell Owens, DAL, $32
WR Laveranues Coles, NYJ, $16
WR Jerry Porter, JAX, $3
WR Antonio Bryant, TB, $1
WR Devery Henderson, NO, $1
TE Tony Scheffler, DEN, $3
K Josh Scobee, JAX, $1
D Tennessee, $1